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MONKEY -1920-1932-1944-1956-1968-1980-1992-2004-
You are a delightful person who never misses a
trick and who, despite an undeniable tendency to
cunning and chicanery, rarely jumps a red light.
Contradictory? Yes, indeed. And more. Monkeys are
astute and like to be in on everything. You catch
on long before the punch line, but you never laugh
till you are good and ready. You're a plotter and
a planner. When confronted with a seemingly
impervious miasma of human complexity, you,
nimble-spirited Monkey, will always find the means
to restore order. You are an invaluable
aide-de-camp, employee and helpmate. You'd make a
super Vice-President. Titles and position mean
nothing to you as you instinctively recognize
that, no matter how high up you are seated, you
will still on be sitting on your behind. Without
fanfare you manage to run the show quite deftly
from the wings. You refuse to grow old. If you
have the funds to leap on that operating table for
a face-lift, nose job, hair transplant you will be
their with bells on. When choosing a partner, go
for a Rat, Dragon or Tiger. The first and last
phases of your life will run smoothly. At around
forty you may experience a sudden loss of
confidence from a major mid-life love crisis. The
sinking spell will pass after the age of
forty-five. Advice? It is not enough to be smarter
than everyone else, knowing when to bet and when
to pass is the secret of winning at those games
you so enjoy. Refine your sense of timing through
careful, patient observation. You will live longer
and better on less if you learn to save your
precious energy.
- Positive
: The Monkey can be reasonable, faithful,
autonomous, candid, altruistic, successful,
inventive, co-operative, loving, intelligent,
individualistic and generous entertainers.
- Negative
: The Monkey can also be hyperemotional,
capricious, guileful, self-indulgent,
immature, insecure, indifferent, careless,
gullible, petty and grabby scene-stealers.
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